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		<title>CamPhone: &#8220;Sad Songs&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I suppose I judged the shitty camera on my new phone too quickly. Although the reviews didn&#8217;t have much good to say about the photo-taking abilities of this phone, to me they&#8217;re far advanced in comparison to the image quality of my previous two phones.
So, alas, here is another &#8220;Cam Phone&#8221; segment, wherein I post [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letter to a Uterus, #16</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Uterus,
The other night, Heather and I showed each other where we were in our birth control packs, and at the time I was one pill away from the green pills.  I said to her, &#8220;Well, I guess we both know what I&#8217;ll be like next week.&#8221;
This morning, you were hurting me more than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life Lesson 011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Playing &#8220;I Never&#8221; when you have a long-term boyfriend is great, because at least when any kinky stuff is mentioned, you won&#8217;t be the only one to take a drink.

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		<title>Question&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While I was working, a lady asked me, &#8220;Do you have poles that go from the ceiling to the floor?&#8221;
I said, &#8220;Uh&#8230;no&#8230;&#8221;

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		<title>I Was Always More of a Pie Person</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was cake at work today for those co-workers who are parting from the my co-worker family of retail-badasses.  It was a damn good cake, the best we ever had.
And while we were eating it, Matt was all, &#8220;God, I am going to get so fat.&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;ll meet you there,&#8221; I said.

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		<link>http://lifesgarbage.com/?p=784</link>
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		<title>Why Fake Dates With Your Co-Workers Are Effen&#8217; Retarded</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night I attended a goodbye party for two co-workers who are moving away.  Jon doesn&#8217;t usually come to work events with me, but I had already asked Matt to give me a ride up there, and Laura and I joked earlier in the day about how he was going to be my fake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Decent Season Starts Here&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So considering that I&#8217;ve had a pretty shitty summer thus far, wholly and completely, it&#8217;s kind of nice to know that I get to kick off my favourite season by pretending to be a student again and going to see Stars on the campus, for free.
I checked my schedule and I don&#8217;t work that night. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunken Rant #004</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sobering up, but Jon doesn&#8217;t believe me.  He told me not to make another drink but I did anyway.  Nathan and Nathalie are over again, which is kind of weird, considering that I made my first drunken rant when they visited the other time and I had to work the next morning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Album Review: Lady GaGa - The Fame</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I first discovered Lady GaGa during &#8220;The Hiatus&#8221; of 2006 when I would spend my days at home trying to write, when instead I was just browsing the Internet.  This review from my now defunct music blog, Audio Intercourse, highlights my first opinion of her.  At the time, GaGa had dark brown hair [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lifesgarbage.com/?p=780</link>
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		<title>When you spend one day in shit, you might as well make it five.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After I had a somewhat honest-hearted day at work, I went out with Heather and Misty and came home feeling like crap.  Granted, I was pissed off because we didn&#8217;t end up doing what I originally thought we were going to, and I think I have a right to be pissed off about that, [...]]]></description>
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